- A Discordian godes is Eris.
- A Discordian Holy book is Principia Discordia.
- A Discordian never believes anything he reads.
- A Discordian makes love in books
- All Discordian things happen in FIVES.
All Citizens are Discordian, they were so proclaimed by DrOwl, the first POPE PopE of Dancordia.
you may at your own risk print out the following card, you must at no point use this document as toilet tissue
